Chum Drum Bedrum – Vitas
Where to start with this? The bloke singing is apparently a well respected Russian composer, opera producer and singer, but here he looks like he’s eaten every experimental drug ever developed by the K.G.B and is cruising comfortably in the upper stratosphere. I first heard this on a stag do in Brighton in the mid-noughties and I couldn’t get the damn thing out of my head for three months. It is a powerful mind-worm. You have been warned.